Jul 4, 2009 0
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An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven’t been done before.
Mark Twain (1835 – 1910)
- @mattfraction and so on. 1 day ago
- Glad that's settled: I wouldn't steal someone's baby because it's wrong (40%), and because I don't want one (60%). 1 day ago
- Nothing like a good old fashioned pipe snake to clear out the plumbing. 4 days ago
- Andrew Koenig In Memoriam: http://pardcast.com ... Thanks for all your kind words and support. #ripandrewkoenig /via @NeverNotFunny 1 week ago
- i'm a castaway in this nebulous culture. this is what makes old people old people. 2 weeks ago
- Tequila & Fable 2? Yeah, ok! 2 weeks ago
- Dreamed @brianwood chastised me for dumpster-diving after his discarded art supplies. Sorry, Bri. #stupiddreams 2 weeks ago
- Touch me on the inside with a finger full of gravy, wanna get you on the sofa, lady wanna shake and bake me? 2 weeks ago
- @warrenellis happy womb-jettison anniversary, iJesus. 3 weeks ago
- I am not good at humor. 3 weeks ago
- Just saw Wolfman. More like WolfScam! Just kidding, it was really good. 3 weeks ago
- Am I the only one who compulsively counts syllables on their fingers? 19. 2010-02-07
- @Meowtima what do i do first? Unnecessary lowering? Nitro? Ground FX!? in reply to Meowtima 2010-02-06
- I totally just bought the fuck out of that car. 1995 Honda Accord, bitches! 2010-02-06
- Dreamed I was gay, but nothing gay happened. Boring dream. 2010-02-02
- Oh. More snow. Great. 2010-02-01
- Pacifico & a key lime. NOM. 2010-01-24
- Sigh. Time to get bigger pants. 2010-01-20
- The older I get, the more Velcro I have. 2010-01-14
- I'm with COCO! http://twitpic.com/xu3in #imwithcoco #Team Conan 2010-01-13
- Hey Leno, go fuck yourself. #saveconan 2010-01-11
- my god, it's full of suck... http://tinyurl.com/ylmk5e7 2010-01-06
- #10yearsago just turned 20, finally got out of Kemp, TX. What a weird 10 years. 2009-12-31
- Tonight we're having Stove Top, instead of potatoes! 2009-12-22
- I am being celebrated, while very drunk. Yay for being 30! 2009-12-20
- Hello, 30. At last we meet. 2009-12-17
- Grew a mustache, then shaved it off because I looked like my dad, if my dad was a pederast. Thanks dad! 2009-12-15
- My first turkey. http://yfrog.com/3gqurj 2009-12-13
- I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: time, people, tonight - http://w33.us/1ltf 2009-11-29
- @kellysue Gingerman? in reply to kellysue 2009-11-28
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